Clean Jokes

Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar. A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about. Santa said, 'We have just put together a 100 piece...

Once Santa and an American had a discussion over whose civilization was technologically more advanced in the ancient times. As the discussion was getting nowhere, they both decided to do some archaeological excavation to prove their respective claims. So the American...

Santa calls the hospital. He says, 'You gotta send help ! My wife`s going into labor!' The nurse says, 'Calm down. Is this her first...

Once Santa was on a travelling by train. As fate should have, he was in the last compartment. Now the problem was, whenever the train stopped at a station his compartment would never be on the ...

Banta and his son who ran a modest motor spare-parts business won Rs. 50 lakhs in a lottery. They spent the money to expand the business to include spare-parts for imported cars. They placed orders with foreign firms and got invoices in return. They were foxed by the...

Banta is traveling by the train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. He thinks there is someone in there, quickly shuts the door and...

Having lost his donkey, Banta got down on his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, 'your donkey is missing; what are you...

Santa Banta were driving their Maruti to the spot where they intended to place their bomb.
Santa looked very worried. 'Banta, what happens if...