Normal Politician vs Shashi Tharoor
Normal Politician: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Shashi Tharoor: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised...
Stupid Wife
A man is in court. Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you`ll have to give us a damn good reason."
Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her...
An Actual Passport Letter
This, apparently, is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office.
Dear Sirs,
I`m in the process of...
Teed Off
Verne was teeing off from the men`s tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Joy, was teeing up on the woman`s tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his...
Punny!!
Q: What do you call dental X-rays?
A: Tooth pics .
Q: What do you call a group of babies?
A: An infantry.
Q: Did you...
Lost In The Woods
After spending several hours wandering through the woods, Santa and Banta are thoroughly lost. Disorientated, they sit down to discuss what to do next. "Hey, I have an idea," says Santa. "If we each fire...
Jesus, Help Me!
A group of nuns were travelling in a car when it had a flat tire. They got out and try to change it, but being rather unworldly, they don`t really know how. Luckily, a truck came along and the driver...
If Girls Are Pilot
Girl : Hello Control Tower, This Is Flight 365, We Have a Problem.
Control Tower: Kya Problm Hai Boliye?
Girl: Kuch Nahi....
Dead Man In The Street
The man was immaculately dressed. Fitted out more for the Ritz than the street. But in the street he lay dressed in black tail suit, patent leather shoes, top hat and bow tie, and very dead...
SBI Destroys Ransomware
WannaCry Ransomware virus tried to enter into computer system of SBI. It could not succeed as someone told it: Abhi Hamara Lunch Time Hai, Lunch Break Ke Baad Aana. Ransomware Lunch Break Ke...