Clean Jokes

Pappu goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I have a drinking problem. I need help."
Jeeto, of course, freaks out and yells, "How did this happen?!"
She turns to her husband and says, "This is all your fault!

One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told his wife to go out of the room. Then he said to the guy: What are you doing here?
The guy replied: I love your wife...

If Bollywood Movies Were Directed In Pubs:
1. Sita Aur Margarita
2. Corona Pyaar Hai
3. Soda Akbar
4. Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi...

A preacher said, "Anyone with `special needs` who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you...

Jeeto Ne Apni Kaam Waali Baai Ko Apna Ek Purana Suit De Diya. 4-5 Din Baad Kaam Waali Gusse Se: Maalkin, Ye Pakdo Apna Suit Mujhe Nahi Chahiye.
Jeeto: Kya Hua Re Tujhe... Suit Lekar Toh Bade Shauk Se Gayi...

Trump`s first day at the Oval Office. First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI.
Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately.
CIA: We can`t do that. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi...

Obama: Hey Modi... How are you?
Modi: I`m good Barack. How are you doing?
Obama: I`m absolutely fine. Where is Kejriwal, BTW?
Modi: Not sure... but probably in Punjab or...

Ladka Apni Maa Se Jaake Puchhta Hai: Maa Kya Love Marriage Karne Se Ghar Wale Naraaz Hote Hain?
Maa: Tu Pakka Kisi Chudail Ke Chakkar Mein Phas Gaya Hoga Aur Ye Sab Tujhe Usi Daayan...

One day a blonde felt like being a rebel, so she decided that she would drink and drive. She found a cop car in the parking lot of a donut shop, so she started to drive around, circling the cop car. After about 10 minutes...

Gorkha Battalion Troops Ki Map Reading Class.
JCO: Jawanon... Ye Ek Compass Hai... Ye Hamesha North Dikhata Hai.
Sepoy: Saabji Ye Hamesha North Hi Kyon Dikhata Hai?...