Clean Jokes

Banta Apne Guruji Ka Pravachan Sunne Gaya. Guruji Bole: Jo Jo Swarg Jaana Chahta Hai Vo Apna Haath Khada Kare.
Banta Ki Gharwali Aur Saas Ne Apne Haath Upar Utha Diye. Guruji Ne Banta Se Pucha...

Gharwale Ladki Ki Marzi Ke Bina Ladki Ki Shaadi Kar Rahe The. Ladki Apni Maa Se Kehti Hai: Mammi, Main Ye Shaadi Nahi Karungi Aur Agar Tumne Mujhse Zabardasti Ki To Main Ghar Se Bhaag Jaungi....

A Sindhi went to a dentist for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said it`s 1200 per extraction. The Sindhi thought it was too much and asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said: Yes, it can be done...

Pappu goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I have a drinking problem. I need help."
Jeeto, of course, freaks out and yells, "How did this happen?!"
She turns to her husband and says, "This is all your fault!

One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told his wife to go out of the room. Then he said to the guy: What are you doing here?
The guy replied: I love your wife...

If Bollywood Movies Were Directed In Pubs:
1. Sita Aur Margarita
2. Corona Pyaar Hai
3. Soda Akbar
4. Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi...

A preacher said, "Anyone with `special needs` who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you...

Jeeto Ne Apni Kaam Waali Baai Ko Apna Ek Purana Suit De Diya. 4-5 Din Baad Kaam Waali Gusse Se: Maalkin, Ye Pakdo Apna Suit Mujhe Nahi Chahiye.
Jeeto: Kya Hua Re Tujhe... Suit Lekar Toh Bade Shauk Se Gayi...

Trump`s first day at the Oval Office. First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI.
Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately.
CIA: We can`t do that. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi...

Obama: Hey Modi... How are you?
Modi: I`m good Barack. How are you doing?
Obama: I`m absolutely fine. Where is Kejriwal, BTW?
Modi: Not sure... but probably in Punjab or...