Clean Jokes

Ladka Apni Maa Se Jaake Puchhta Hai: Maa Kya Love Marriage Karne Se Ghar Wale Naraaz Hote Hain?
Maa: Tu Pakka Kisi Chudail Ke Chakkar Mein Phas Gaya Hoga Aur Ye Sab Tujhe Usi Daayan...

One day a blonde felt like being a rebel, so she decided that she would drink and drive. She found a cop car in the parking lot of a donut shop, so she started to drive around, circling the cop car. After about 10 minutes...

Gorkha Battalion Troops Ki Map Reading Class.
JCO: Jawanon... Ye Ek Compass Hai... Ye Hamesha North Dikhata Hai.
Sepoy: Saabji Ye Hamesha North Hi Kyon Dikhata Hai?...

Banta went to the doctor with a swollen foot. After careful examination, the doctor gave him a huge pill.
"I`ll be right back with some water," the doctor said. The doctor was gone quite a while and eventually ...

Do Ladkiyan Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thi. 1st Girl: Aaj Ke Baad Kisi Bhi Ladke Par Vishwaas Nahi Karungi, Sab Ke Sab Jhoothe, Dhokhebaaz Aur Kameene Hote Hain.
Her Friend: Kyun Kya Hua...

Pappu Apne Papa Santa Se Circus Dekhne Ke Liye Zidd Karta Hai: Papa Circus Dekhne Chalo Na.
Santa: Na Beta, I'm Very Busy.
Pappu: Papa, Usmein Ek Ladki Ne Bina Kapdon Ke...

Banta Suhagrat Pe Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Paas Jaa Ke Baith Gay Aur Bade Pyaar Se Samjhane Laga: Banta: Dekho, Sabse Pyaar Se Rehna, Sabki Respect Karna, Unka Vishwas Jeetne Ki Koshish Karna...

A Marine General, an Army General and a Navy Admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The Army General says, "Alright, I`ll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here...

Pappu Ki Harkaton Se Tang Aa Kar Santa Ne Usko Hostel Mein Dal Diya. Ek Din Hostel Ke Room Mein Baith Ke Vo Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha. Uske Friend Bunty Ne Us Se Pucha: Kya Hua Yaar, Tu Ro Kyun Raha Hai...

Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading the payback he knew was coming....