New Words for 2016
Deja Poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you!
Cellfish : Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them...
Banta's First Date
Jab Banta College Mein Tha, Toh Uske Bholepan Ki Wajah Se Ek Ladki Se Uski Dosti Ho Gayi. Ek Din Dono Ka Program Bana Ki Aaj Date Pe Chalte Hai Aur Kahi Dinner Karte Hai. Toh Dono Ja Pahunch Jaate Hain Ek...
I Don't Understand Women
I was going for a drink after work with some of my workmates. I telephoned the Missus and told her that I was working late. I got home at 1AM stumbling all over the place and fell into bed fully clothed. In the morning...
Little Johnny and Perhaps
A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression `I presume.` One little girl held up her hand and said, "Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that...
Job Interview
Interviewers ask questions to Pela for his new job after VRS... His answers:
Question: Please tell us about yourself?
Answer: Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of...
Miscalculation!
Banta: Doctor Saab... Pait Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai...
Doctor: Achcha Ye Batao Ki Akhri Baar Khaana Kab Khaya Tha?
Banta: Khana Toh Roz Hi...
Doctor: Achcha Achcha, Ab Ye Batao Ki Akhri Baar Kab...
Golf Cheater!!!
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long...
Drinkers are Practical People
A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect !!! If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor...
When Shit Happens
Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you`ve, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family...
Stop That!
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse...