Clean Jokes

Bahut Jyada Shaitaniyo Aur Faltu Ki Bakwas Karne Ki Vajah Se Pappu Ek Bar Fail Ho Gaya. Teacher Ne Santa Ko Class Mein Bulaya Aur Boli: Tumhara Ladka Bada Hi Nalayak Ho Gaya, Jitna Faltu Ki Baton Mein Dimaag...

Ek Paani Puri Wale Ka Menu:
Paani Puri : 10 Rs.
Special Paani Puri : 20 Rs.
Extra Special Paani Puri : 30 Rs.
Double Extra Special Paani Puri : 40 Rs.
Multi Special Paani Puri...

A mother and father named their child "Odd". Because of his unfortunate name, poor Odd had the worst life you could imagine. In school, he was always picked on and had trouble making friends. In college he never fit in...

Deja Poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you!
Cellfish : Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them...

Jab Banta College Mein Tha, Toh Uske Bholepan Ki Wajah Se Ek Ladki Se Uski Dosti Ho Gayi. Ek Din Dono Ka Program Bana Ki Aaj Date Pe Chalte Hai Aur Kahi Dinner Karte Hai. Toh Dono Ja Pahunch Jaate Hain Ek...

I was going for a drink after work with some of my workmates. I telephoned the Missus and told her that I was working late. I got home at 1AM stumbling all over the place and fell into bed fully clothed. In the morning...

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression `I presume.` One little girl held up her hand and said, "Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that...

Interviewers ask questions to Pela for his new job after VRS... His answers:
Question: Please tell us about yourself?
Answer: Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of...

Banta: Doctor Saab... Pait Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai...
Doctor: Achcha Ye Batao Ki Akhri Baar Khaana Kab Khaya Tha?
Banta: Khana Toh Roz Hi...
Doctor: Achcha Achcha, Ab Ye Batao Ki Akhri Baar Kab...

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long...