Red Roses
I boarded the train and took my seat. The seat next to me was empty, but not for long. A mother boarded with her 5-year-old daughter sat down in the seat beside me. I offered my seat to the little girl but Mom said no...
Benefits of Being a Woman
We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
Our boyfriend`s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours...
Happy New Year!
The horse and the mule live for 30 years,
And know nothing of wines and beers.
The goat and sheep at 20 die,
And never get a taste of Scotch and rye...
50th Wedding Anniversary
A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all grown and very successful, agreed to attend a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number One...
New Year's Resolutions
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point...
Diabetes Urine Test
The other day I visited my local superstore. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the pharmacist`s counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both...
Grandma's Cruise
The children and grand children of an elderly Jewish woman decided to send grandma on a cruise. Grandma boarded the ship and showed her ticket to the purser. He looked at it and said, "Oh, I see you have...
Don't Mess with Old People
An old woman walked up and tied her mule to the hitching post. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whisky...
Father's Ashes
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself to fetch her Mom and introduce her new friend. As her friend is standing in the living room next to the fireplace, she...
Lip Kiss!!!
Pappu Ki Ek Ladki Se Kaafi Time Se Setting Chal Rahi Thi. Bahut Manane Ke Baad Vo Kiss Ke Liye Razi Hui. Pappu Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar Bulaya Aur Bola: Chal Aaj Ambulance-Ambulance Khelte Hain. Ladki: Ye Kaisi Game...