Unfaithful Wife or Friend?
A co-worker told Santa that his wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with Santa`s best friend. Worried and hurt, Santa ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true. He came back and...
Doctor vs Mechanic
An engineer was removing the engine parts from a racing car when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop. He went to him and said, "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and...
Golf Clubs!!!
A golfer is walking down to his golf course, carrying his clubs, when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint. He pulls out a wedge, creeps up behind the gunman and smashes it over the back of his head...
Expensive Gift!!!
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course, child. What may I do for you?"
"I bought an woman`s electronic...
Credit Card Charges
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been...
Mayday... Mayday!
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communications with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost...
Getting Drunk
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me."
His friend says, "Don`t worry. Just tuck...
Contempt of Court!
Ek Aadmi KoPatni Ke Saath Maarpeet Karne Ke Jurm Mein Adalat Mein Peh Kiya Gaya. Judge Ne Pati Se Puri Baat Bade Dhyaan Se Suni Aur Future Mein Doabara Aisa Na Karne Ki Warning Dekar Riha Kar Diya...
A Little Pain
The new priest was hosting a meeting in the church of the young candidates for First Communion, with their parents. Now, this church had some magnificent stained glass windows, so his message centered on how each of us is...
Internet Genesis
In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy (Dot for short). Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder...