Clean Jokes

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.
Dad: This is unacceptable. I don`t use home phone, I use my work phone.
Mum: Me too. I hardly use...

Dress Code:
You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially...

Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting room full of people, when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came...

Kim Jong-Un and Vladimir Putin were having a summit meeting at a 20-story building. During a break, the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards. First, Putin called his guard Ivan...

Six-year-old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks, "Oh... How did it go?"
"I nearly died of shame...

A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?"
"I`m a fireman."
"Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman."
"Well, if you want some good...

A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o`clock news. Because he had to be careful...

Boss Ne Ek Chulbuli, Nihayat Hi Khoobsurat Aur Hot Ladki Ko Apni Secretary Ke Kaam Pe Rakh Liya Lekin 10 Din Ke Baad Hi Boss Ne 11th Floor Se Kood Ke Suicide Kar Liya. Inspector: Kamre Mein Us Waqt...

A woman brought a very limp duck in to Dr. Santa, a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the duck`s chest. After a moment or two, Santa shook his head...

Ek Din TV Par Sharabi Film Dekhte Huye Patni Boli: Amitabh Bachchan Kitna Achchha Actor Hai... Sharab Na Peekar Bhi Piye Huye Kee Kitni Achchhi Acting Karta Hai! Yeh Sunkar Main Sochne Laga: Ab Is Pagli Ko...