I Love My Job!!!
If you don`t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it`s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global...
Don't Mess With Seniors
A 75-year-old man made the trip back to his old college to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life. As he got to the student quad he saw a young man studying hard...
Investment Lesson
A Boss hired a good looking and attractive secretary, but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office. Police: Who was there at that time in the room?
Secretary: I was there...
Why Men Can't Win
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don`t work enough, you`re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it`s exploitation...
Man's Rules for Women
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear `the rules` From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...
Lawyer's Wife
There was a Lawyer who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it...
Perfect Girl!
A friend asked a gentleman why he never married? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman. I guess I`ve been looking for the perfect girl."
"Oh, come on now, surely you have met at least one girl...
Be an IT Professional
Conversation between a software engineer and his wife.
Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - Hard disk...
Keeping a Mistress!
A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus gave her a monthly allowance of US$5,000. The house cost him about...
Santa Ke Latife
Santa Pehli Baar Train Mein Safar Kar Raha Tha. Uski Nazar Ek Signboard Pe Padti Hai Jis Pe Warning Likhi Thi:
Bina Ticket Safar Karne Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar!!!!!!
Santa: Waah ji Waah... Aur Humne Ticket Li Toh Hum...