Clean Jokes

First Woman: Oh, you got a haircut! That`s so cute!
Second Woman: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don`t think it`s too fluffy-looking...

There are 3 kinds of people:
1. Educated
2. Uneducated
3. IIN pass out
WARNING: IIN spreading faster than swine flu....

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode...

In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says, "So how is your strange business going?"
"What do you mean...

Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would...

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a...

A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if he could contact his late wife. The psychic went into a...

Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, "I hear someone breaking in."
At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that...

They opened a Starbucks in Hyderabad.
Waiter: Kya Hona.
Customer: Latte ?
Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo.
Customer: Waiter...

Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly...