Clean Jokes

Once Alia Bhatt was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was...

5 year old boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Awww..! I Love you Too.....
16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Sorry ! I Have no money...
21 year Old Boy: I Love...

After Alok Nath & Alia Bhatt, its Arnab Goswami series.
After creating this complex world, GOD was worried, who will decide what is RIGHT and what`s WRONG...

If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer. While the dog may or may not have a strap around his neck, the software engineer...

Dear Shikhar Dhawan, Firstly, congratulations on team India`s 130 run victory against South Africa.. That is very much appreciated. We are pleased to announce that you have been...

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"...

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand, "I had a kitty...

Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Hahaha.

Girl: I Miss You I Miss You.
Boy: Hahahahaha...
Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bbhi...

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate...

If you are in Love:
Make the best of it.
Don`t doubt anythng.
Enjoy it because nothing lasts forever.
If you just Broke-up...