Clean Jokes

Husbund & Wife Ek Hi Plate Mein Pani Puri Kha Rahe The, 1 Dusre Ki Aankhon mMein Aankhe Daal Ke.
Husband, Pyar Se: Aaise Kya Dekh Rahi Ho...

Excerpts taken from court proceedings that`s really silly and funny too. These are actually things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now...

Ek Din Khuda Ne Mujhse Kaha: Mat Kar Intezar Uska, Is Janam Mein Uska Milna Mushkil Hai.
Maine Bhi Keh Diya: Lene De Maza Intezar Ka, Agle Janam...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their domestic duties.
The first man had married a woman from Italy and boasted that...

The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The old man...

Jija Aur Saali Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Rahe The.
Sali: Jija ji Kahin Aap Is Mauke Ka Phayda Utha Ke Mere Saath Zabardasti Toh Nahin Karoge...

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out ofthe bar and stops the guy....

Wife: Jaanu, Kaash Aap Message Hote, Main Aapko Save Karti Aur Jab Dil Chahta Ta Padh Leti.
Husband: Kanjoos Hee Rahiyo, Save Hee Karke Rakhiyo,

Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they`re suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true...

Ek Baar Banta Mandir Gaya Aur Haath Jodkar Bahgwaan Se Prarthana Karta Hai: Hey Prabhu ! Aaj Maine Lottery Daali Hai, Meri Aapse Dua Hai Ki Please Aaj Meri Meri Lottery...