The New Signature
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a small business. It did well, and soon he had enough money to send for the wife and children...
Kids vs Teachers
Top Replies by Teachers if they don`t know the answers:
1) I think the question is wrong.
2) I`ll tell you tomorrow.
3) Don`t ask such foolish....
Not for Sale!!!
A picky lady customer at a Supermarket`s fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered.
"Give me two kilo of oranges and wrap every orange in...
9 Points to Ponder
Number 9. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8. Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which....
Perfect Match!!!
A friend asked a gentleman why he never married?
Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I`ve been looking for the...
Munna Bhai in Jail
Sanjay Dutt: Jailer Sahab, Mujhe Phir Se Baapu Dikh Rela Hai!
Jailer: Kidhar?
Sanjay Dutt: Wo Udhar, Dhoti Mein.
Jailer: Abe...
Avoid Ice...
Beer and ice will give you hangovers.
Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
Rum and ice will ruin your liver...
Company Policy
Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana...
Pappu at His Best
Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??
Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai...
Best Sermon
After years of his wife`s pleading, this rich good ole` boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the preacher`s sermon that on the...