Convincing a Woman
If you can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is your mom.
If you can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is your sister.
If you can convince...
Are you a Lawyer?
A man goes into a bar, he`s really pissed off. He sits down and orders a beer. "What`s wrong?" The barman asks him.
"Lawyers are assholes!" he exclaims...
Bas Kar Khan
Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan
Kuch Time Baad Phir...
The Coffin Maker
A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his...
Short but Hilarious
Boy: I Love You!
Gal: Agar Main bhi tumse I Love You Kahun Toh??
Boy: Main Toh Khushi Se Marrr Jaaunga.
Gal: Jaa Pagle, Nahi Kehti...
Fake and Real Friends
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days...
Husband & Wife Humour
Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!
Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.
Pati: Maaf Karna Bhai...
5 Idiots!!!
A King of a Kingdom called his Prime Minister and asked, like there are Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?
Minister said there will be...
Suicide... Suicide...
Ek Wife Ne Subah Uthte Hi Apne Pati Ko Pankhe Se Rassi Baandhte Dekha, Toh Ghabrakar Pucha: Arey, Yeh Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho???
Husband Ne Dukhi Swar Mein...
This Year's Best Lexphillies
A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year`s winning submission is posted at the very end....