Pati, Patni Aur Patient...
Patient: Doctor Sahab, Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Pairon Par Ek Aurat Ne Gaadi Chadha Di.
Doctor Ne Usko Achche Se Check Kiya, Aur Paaya Ki Bahut Hi Mamuli Si Chot Hai...
Ponderism!
1: Notice at Church: Do not leave your mobile, purses, wallets, hand-bags, girlfriends unattended; others may think it is an answer to their prayers...
The Story of EYES!
Do you know the relation between two eyes...???
They never see each other... BUT, 1. They blink together.
2. They move together...
Essay on Duck
I like duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neighbour uncle drink alcohol. Alcohol is very bad. It was told by Gandhiji. He was a good person. He had one stick...
Knee Pain Remedy for Women!!!
Banta: Bhai Santa ! Tumhari Biwi Ka Ghutne Ka Dard Theek Hua Yaa Nahi ?
Santa: Haan Yaar Doctor Ko Dikhaate Hee Theek Ho Gaya !
Banta (Hairani se): Achchha ! Kaunsi Dawa...
Preparing for Guests
Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Main Daal Ke Siva Kuchh Bhi Nahi.
Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena, Aur Jab Main Puchchu Toh Kehna Ki KORMA Gir Gaya...
Drunken Driving
Santa Aur Banta Daaru Pee Ke ghar Jaa Rahe The. Tabhi Santa Chillya: Oye Banta, Deewar... Abe Saamne Dekh Deewar Hai.... Marwayega Kya, Oye! Kar Kya Raha Hai Yaar....
My Mother Taught Me...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you`re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION...
Husband-Wife Funnies
Hubby Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne Pucha: Kya Gift Chahiye Tumhe???
Hubby: Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo Aur Mera Kehna Maano... Bas Yahi kaafi hai.
Wife, Kuch Der...
Job Profile
Since I was the first to arrive at our high-tech company one morning, I answered the telephone. When the caller asked for field engineering, I explained that...