Interoffice Memo
It has been brought to management`s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with...
Looking for a Wife
Fred is 34 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren`t you married? Can`t you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I`ve found...
Man's Best Friend
A real woman is a man`s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a...
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you`re on the road...
Words and Figure Mismatch
It was five in the evening, the bank is almost closed. All of a sudden, the BM received a phone call from a lady. In a sweet voice she said: Sir, I urgently need...
Quote and Counter-Quote
Woman`s Quote of the Day: Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it`s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into...
Toughest Time of my Life
I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia...
Seniors' Alphabets
A for arthritis, B for bad back,
C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac.
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight - can`t read that top line...
You Don't Know Jack
The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don`t know Jack...
Why Girls Are So Complex?
Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!! Though You Find Them Difficult Enough because....
If You Kiss Her... You Are...
