Clean Jokes

Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi.
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya...

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam", said the newspaper employee...

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation departed. He grabbed my friend...

A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice: Young man, you`re coming to seek my daughter`s...

On a long haul UK flight, a mother took her young son to the toilet and told him she would come back for him, in five minutes.
However, he was finished in two minutes, so he left the toilet and...

The henpecked plumber rang the bell. The master and the mistress of the house came to the door together.
As they all three stood in the hall, the husband, a methodical man....

Two women friends met after many years. "Tell me," said one, "What happened to your son?"
"My son? the poor, poor lad!" sighed the other. "What an unfortunate...

A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn`t see any one...

In the past few years:
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines: Scanner, Printer and Xerox Machine.
2. I learnt to use 3 High End Softwares: Microsoft Word...

Stage 1: SMART - This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone...