Clean Jokes

A customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. The following is a customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company.
Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for...

Gabbar was more than just a ruthless Dacoit he was also a management and marketing genius. Just have a look at all that we can learn from his enterprising character...

Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am...

This demanding passenger walks into a plane and tells the hostess, "Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries...

Aaj Jo Ek Aurat Ke Saath Hua Woh Kisi Dushman Ke Saath bhi Na Ho....
Subhay Uthi..... Breakfast Banaya, Lunch Banaya.....
Bachchon Ko Khilaya.....
Pati Ko Khilaya...

A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. The leading local politician was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little...

Q: Doctor, I`ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that`s it... don`t waste them on exercise...

Mukeshbhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects...

A guy walks into a bar and asks for ten shots of the finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on...

Sir Winston Churchill was once asked about his position on whisky. Here`s how he answered: "If you mean whisky, the devil`s brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that...