Clean Jokes

Two High Court lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, and really hot but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life....

An employee was chatting on the web seriously with a lady called Amy. His Manager walks into his cube and asks: Can you write me a program for sorting the float values...

What is Generation Gap?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
Surprisingly both are correct...

A man is the most beautiful part of God`s creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates... for his sister....

Officer ne Santa se pucha: Ye Haath me kya hai?
Santa: Sir, Banduk hai...!
Officer: Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari...

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy...

An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, "I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what`s wrong with me?
"Let`s begin with a few questions...

4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai.
4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat.
4 kitabein toh padh li...

A magazine recently ran a contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. These were voted the top...

1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He`s Probably dead.
2. Someone says, "Can`t talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away your phone...