Clean Jokes

A motorcycle officer stopped a man who ran a red light. The guy was a real jerk, demanding, "Why am I being harassed by the Gestapo?!"
The officer calmly told him of his violation...

I was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at an engineering university. I worked repairing construction equipment. One afternoon, I was taking apart a piling hammer...

Two girls board a crowded bus and one of them whispers to the other, "Watch me embarrass a man into giving me his seat."
Pushing her way through the crowd, she turned all of her charms...

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him...

Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship...

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain`t nothing wrong with the outhouse...

One evening, a man gave his tipsy secretary a ride home after an office party. His wife was prone to jealousy, so he didn`t mention the incident to her. Later in the evening, he was driving his wife...

A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination...

A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he`d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if was really as large and delicious as he was making...

She said: A bricklayer at my husbands construction job routinely complained about the contents of his lunch box. "I`m sick and tired of getting the same old thing!" he shouted...