Clean Jokes

A local daily ran a competition around Valentine`s Day asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second...

Young people have often resorted to shortcuts when texting. Now seniors have their own texting codes:
ATD - At the Doctor`s
BFF - Best Friends Funeral...

The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole...

The Indian media as well as social media is buzzing with complaints about John Abraham and Gaurav Kapoor`s presence in the Sony Six studio for the FIFA World Cup...

Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her, "Never let me live in a...

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There`s no easy way to tell you this, so I`ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to...

Business Slow Chal raha hai...
Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai...
Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai...
Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai...

Relax, clear your mind and begin, what`s the 1st answer that comes to your mind???
Question 1. What do you put in a toaster...

In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in the highest esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you...

Pakistani, American aur Indian ek ship mein ja rahe the. Achaanak ek Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar mein koi cheez phenko, agar maine dhoondh li to main tumhein...