Clean Jokes

Ek din Santa ne newspaper mein ek advertisement dekha: `Apna Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo`
Santa advertisement dekhar khush ho gaya aur...

Be afraid! Infact very afraid, or be yourself. Technology can hurt you.
A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes...

"Funny you have not been to see me before!" the doctor barked at Mulla Nasruddin. "Have you consulted any other doctor about your condition...

Mulla Nasruddin and his wife went to Israel for their holidays, and visited a night club in Tel Aviv. A comedian was on the bill who did his whole act in Hebrew.
Nasruddin`s wife sat through...

How various wife`s fight with their respective husbands...

Pilot`s wife: Don`t fly too high...

An Indian farmer walking through his field notices a foreigner drinking water from a pond, with his hand. The Farmer shouts, `Arre baba...

4 surgeons sat around discussing their favourite patients type.
1st surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is...

Q: What clothes does the politicians love to wear?
A: Poll-yester clothes.
Q: Which dance do politicians...

Santa was spending some of his hard-earned cash on a luxury cruise and was given a table with a Frenchman. At their first meal together, the Frenchman...

Ek naujawan ne ek buzurg se pucha: Jab duniya ek din fanah ho jani hai toh log is ke peche kyun bhaagte hain? Paisa duniya mein reh jayega toh log...