Clean Jokes

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testings were done three finalists remained. Richard, Sam and...

Facebook ki leela sab par padi bhaari hai...
71 saal ki budhiya bhi yahan kunwaari hai...
Chacha ki bhi kismat badal jaati hai...

On some Air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle...

Mulla Nasruddin was round at his fiancee`s home, having a serious talk with her father.
"Sir, I`d like to marry your daughter...

During Terrorism days in Punjab, a terrorist before his daring escape from prison, had been photographed from four...

Banta wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. In frustration Banta called his bank help line.
Banta, angrily: So what`s wrong...

10 advantages of not having a LOVER.
1. Don`t have to bother about missed calls.
2. Save time...

A kanjoos boy fell in LOVE with a kanjoos Girl
Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to main gali mein ek SIKKA phenk dungi, tum turrant andar aa jana....

A family was having dinner on Mother`s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, the husband asked what was....

Pappu ko hamesha apne papa se daant padti rehti thi kyunki vo studies mein below average tha.
Ek din jab dono ek saath baith kar TV dekh rahe the tab achanak...