How Was I Born?
Pappu to his Mom: Mumma... Main kaise paida hua tha?
Mom: Maine ek box me mitti daal kar rakh di thi, kuch din baad uss mein se tum mile mujhe...
The Boring Speaker!
The after-dinner speaker just didn`t have a Stop Button. He burbled on and on, oblivious to his increasingly restless audience. Finally one of...
Pappu and Maggi Noodles
Interviewer: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko pradhanmantri bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge???
Pappu: Hum...
Post Dated Cheque
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened....
Break-up!
Girlfriend: I am just too fed up from our daily fights, I just wanna break up with you.
Boyfriend: Kya hua yaar?
Girlfriend: Mein ab tumhaare saath aur nahin rah sakti...
Deer Hunting!
It was Sunday morning when Bill, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go nail the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee...
Thanks SMS!
Ek husband ne apni wife ko ek SMS bheja:
Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of you...
Making a Point!
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn`t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always...
Black or White?
TV Anchor Charwahe se: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain?
Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
The Professor & The Sailor
A professor was travelling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor Deco, "Do you know Biology, Ecology, Epidemology...
