Clean Jokes

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects: Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has...

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, Ma`am?" said the librarian...

Ladki: Bhai saab, is mirror ka kya rate hai???
Shopkeeper: Iska rate? Yeh sirf 100 Rs ka behanji.
Ladki: Aur is waale ka kitna hai...

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son," the father shark said to the son shark...

Chhote: Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na?
Bade: Haan hai toh...
Chhote: But uski wife itni badi star...

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it...

Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend ko phone kiya toh us ke 10 saal ke bhatije ne phone uthaya.
Ladki: Hello bachche, zara apne uncle ko phone dena please...

When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier instructed, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could...

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment...

How to make a man happy:
1. Feed him.
2. Leave him with peace.
3. Don`t check his phone...