Clean Jokes

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at his pubic hair...

Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea was to simulate the frequent...

A nice girl brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiance to his study for a chat...

Four men applied for the same job and were equally qualified so the interviewer decided to ask them one extra question to display their creativity: "What is the fastest thing...

God is happy! He has cleared all the backlog of prayers of his devotee`s.
1. Kids: I wish we had no school and play all day. - Done
2. Women: I want the undivided attention of my husband..

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single wor...

These two couples play golf together regularly at their club, and on the sixth hole, a par four, the second shot to the green must carry 80 yards over water. One of the wome...

This lock-down is getting old and frankly I`ve had enough. I`ve discussed the matter over a cup of coffee with the kitchen sink, and we both agree that the experience is draining....

Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris` Last Will and Testament. To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and...

The Department of Tourism clean-up crew recently found over 200 dead crows off and along NH1 near Delhi, and there was concern that they may have died from some sort of Covid/Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined...