Clean Jokes

I called at Vodafone Customer Care, a girl picked up the phone.
Girl: Vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai.
Me: Thank you....

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son...

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently...

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog`s legs off, then they told...

`Agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga...`
Agli subah sab ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya...

When a Woman Loves!
When a woman loves you, you are a husband
When a few women love you, you are a man...

In sab ko ek-ek msg dia giya k apne apne SHOHRON ko send karen...
"I LOVE YOU "
To Inke shohron ke jawab kuch youn aaye...

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...
Help-desk : double click on "My Computer".
Lady : I can't see your computer...

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date par bulaya, wo late aayi....
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: Arz hai....

`Brian, what's wrong with you? You've been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes...