That's My Job
A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle 15."
The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"
The Greeter replied...
Never End a Sentence in a Preposition
A girl from North Carolina and a girl from California sat side by side on an airplane.
The girl from North Carolina, being friendly an...
Smoked Whitefish
A young Jewish man falls in love with a Native American woman and they decide to get married. When his mother hears the news, however, she is extremely distressed because she wanted him to marry...
Helping Hand
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance...
What Nonsense
A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he`s doing.
"It`s going fine," the manager says...
Watch Her Expressions
I`m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when...
Mock Drill
A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared...
Quit Smoking
Brandon, at a New Year`s party, turns to his friend, Justin, and asks for a cigarette.
"I thought you made a New Year`s resolution to quit smoking
Most Confusing Two Letter Word
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two- letter word, and that is "UP." It`s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list...
Worried Sick!
The ninety five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members.
"How are you feeling?" the visitor asked.
"Oh," said the lady, "I`m just...