Clean Jokes

During a robbery in America, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don`t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called...

A young boy enters the barber shop and Bill Soprovitch the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill...

"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Johnny, "there`s something I can`t figure out."
"What`s that, Johnny?" asked Goldblatt.
"Well, according to the Bible, the Children...

A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy...

A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said...

A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that seat was reserved for flight attendants. With his limited English he did not fully understand...

A heavily bandaged man was sitting up in bed at the hospital when his friend came to visit. "What happened to you?" the friend asked. "Well, we went to the amusement park and decided to ride the roller coaster...

During a training session at an artillery unit the sergeant-major was busy describing how the sophisticated aiming device of the artillery weapon system is used: "As you all know, there are 180 degrees...

A man finds his dog with a dead rabbit in its mouth. He realizes that the rabbit is a pet of his next-door neighbor. In a panic he cleans the rabbit up and sneaks it into its cage, hoping his neighbor will think...

A little boy asks his dad, "Where does poo come from?"
His father is taken aback by the question but decides to give his son the facts straight up. "Well son," he says...