Stuttering
While waiting at the bus stop, a man with a stutter asked another, "E-e-excuse m-me, w-w-what t-time is it?"
The other man didn`t reply. Again, the man asked...
First Rectal Exam
I went into my proctologist`s office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room And told me to get undressed and have a seat Until the doctor could see me. She said that...
Stinky Revenge
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then...
Claude Magic Show
It was opening night at the Orpheum and The Amazing Claude, The Magician, was the headliner. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist in one of his few live performances. As Claude took...
The Viva Exam
Two engineering students are waiting to give their oral viva test. The first student`s turn comes, and he goes inside. External: Suppose you are travelling by a train, and suddenly it gets hot, what will you...
RIP and Happy Birthday!
A funny example of how big groups work, where most people don`t know each other personally. A thing to learn. One day someone greeted a friend on a WhatsApp group with `Happy Birthday Chetan`. Then...
The Refrigerator Girl
A young woman is visiting her parents. While helping her mother fix dinner, she opens the refrigerator. On the inside of the door, she sees a spicy picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman...
Factory Explosion
A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, and inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson," says the investigator...
I Can't Look That Old
My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy...
Braggers Gonna Brag
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes...