Winnie The Pooh
A little girl walks in to the living room one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that...
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Nehle Pe Dehla
Wife Ne Husband Ko Message Kiya: Office Se Aate Hute Hue Market Se Sabzi Lete Aana. Aur Haan, Padosan Ne Tumhe Hello Kaha Hai. Tabhi Husband Ka Reply Aata Hai: Kaun Si Padosan? Wife: Koi Nahi...
Happy March!!!
Wife: Tum Bahut Badal Gaye Ho, Aajkal Mujh Se Theek Se Baat Hi Nahi Karte?
Husband: Nahin Kaam Mein Busy Tha?
Wife: 2-3 Din Se Tum Kaam Ka Bahana Bana Rahe Ho...
The Wounded Scout
A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as `guinea pigs` in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for by the...
The Blonde Nun
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always...
New Restroom Trip Policy
Find that your employees are slacking off at work? Not fully utilizing their office hours? Spending too much time in the restroom and toilet chats? Try this new policy that is guaranteed to return those lost hours...
Something Personal
It was the third day my husband, Joe, had been in the intensive care unit following his fifth surgery for the removal of most of his remaining small intestine. The surgery took many more hours than expected...
Winter Earmuffs
Winters are fierce in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought a pair of earmuffs for his foreman. One cold, blustery day, he noticed that the foreman wasn`t wearing...
Avoiding Mid-Air Collision
The attractive wife told her husband she was going on vacation with a girlfriend. She spent a wild, wonderful week with her fabulously wealthy lover, who, at the end of the week gave her a beautiful $10,000 mink coat...