A Hard Pill to Swallow
A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. "I`ll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him. The doctor has...
Always Wear a Helmet
After completion of my B.Tech from an average college I got a decent job in a reputed company as a Software Engineer. Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged...
Final Law Exam
A woman was driving an old Volvo car when she mistakenly hit a 2016 Range Rover. The lady came out from her Range Rover insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair her Range Rover...
How to Get into Heaven
The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"
"NO!" the children..
Dead Horse
Young Chuck, moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news...
Cliff Hanger
Mark was hiking along a mountainous trail when he lost his footing and slipped over the side of a cliff. After falling approximately 15 feet he ran into the branches of a tree growing out the side of the cliff...
Energetic Cocktail
"What`s that drink you`re mixing" the stranger asked the bartender in the upscale Tex-Mex bar. "I call it a lil` Texas Shooter", said the bartender as he continued to mix up several batches of the drink...
On the House
A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $10. "But I already paid you. Don`t you remember?" says the customer. "OK," says the bartender...
Not So Bright Bank Robber
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this, "This iz a stikup. Put all the munny in this bag."
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller...
Wrong Diagnosis
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn`t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can`t find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full...