Kangaroo's High Jump
A kangaroo at the Sydney zoo kept getting out of his enclosure every night. Knowing that mature kangaroos could hop very high, the zoo officials replaced the eight-foot fence with a ten-foot fence....
WTH is Golf Rider?
Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?"
The first old guy said, "Yes, I had three riders...
The Fishing Trip
Two old friends, Paddy and Mick, went on a fishing trip together. Because neither were especially avid fishermen, they rented all their equipment. They rented the reels and rods, the wading suits...
Fixing Car Dents
Michelle was a very bad driver. After an unfortunate mishap in a parking garage, she took her vehicle to an auto mechanic. Seeing that the young woman was quite blonde, the mechanic decided to have a little fun...
British Hospitality
Imran, a Pakistani citizen aged 72, is visiting London for the first time. He decides to skip the afternoon siesta and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping...
Baap Ka Sadak Hai ??
It is said that once Russi Mody, of Tata`s, was on an official trip to Bombay.Even though it was a Sunday morning, Russi had to visit Bombay House, the Corporate Head Quarters of the Tata Group...
The Final Journey
As the old man lies dying in the bedroom, out in the parlor the family discusses funeral arrangements. Son Gary says, "We`ll make a real big thing out of it. We`ll have five hundred people. We`ll order fifty limos...
Things Could Be Worse
A mother enters her daughter`s bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I`m telling you that I eloped with...
Holiday At The North Pole
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are having a holiday at the North Pole. The blonde`s weight is 110 pounds, the red`s is 130 pounds, the brunette`s is 150 pounds. One day, the three of them are having a trip...
Snappy Dresser
A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband`s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn`t it just be easier to bury him...