At Peace With God
An 80-year old Bava goes for a medical check- up. All of his tests come with normal results. Dr Khambatta says, "Sohrabji, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you...
The Good Old Days
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across...
Urine Sample!
Jethro walks all the way into town to get a physical. The doctor hands him a specimen cup and says, "I need a urine sample."
Jethro goes into the bathroom, but can`t pee. He comes back out and says...
Drink Fault-finding Guide
A solution to all of your drinking troubles: Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution: Buy another pint...
Staggering Drunk
Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom...
Life Insurance Beneficiary
Mary was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the insurance policy with the clerk at the Insurance Agency. During the discussion, she asked, "Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband...
Wise Words From a Monk
A woman gets cheated by her husband. Devastated, she doesn`t know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there`s a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him...
Lifelong Medication
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor`s office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life...
Umbrella Thief
A man gave all of his four umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work. On the way to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed...
Highway Jerks
One afternoon this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake one guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures him to stop. Our guy rolls down...