What Kids Say About Beer
I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my Mom gets." -Tim, 7 years old
"Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so...
Cuss Words
A preacher was making a wooden trellis to support a climbing vine. As he was pounding away, he noticed that a little boy was watching him. The youngster did not say a word, so the preacher kept working. He was sure...
Hot Bath!
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he`d become comfortable, the front doorbell rang. large towel, wrapped his head in a smaller towel, and went to the door. A salesman at the door wanted to...
What's Tournament?
Jaisa Ki Aap Jante Hain Ki Apna Banta English Sikh Raha Tha Aur Santa Ki Help Leta Rahta Tha. Ek Din Usne Santa Se Puchha: Santa Tournament Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Santa: Tournament...
What Women Want in a Man
1. Handsome 2) Charming 3) Financially successful 4) A caring listener 5) Witty 6) In good shape 7) Dresses with style 8) Appreciates finer things 9) Full of thoughtful surprises...
Shooting Dogs
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things... chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew...
iBitch Activated!
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn`t? I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad...
Empty Swimming Pool
A very wealthy entrepreneur named John retired to the countryside. On one of his long walks, he passed a Mental Institution, and behind the chain link fence, he saw the patients fighting ferociously...
Great Husband
Jenny was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. That, he declared, was woman`s work! But one evening...
Too Young To Die
As a plane passed through a severe storm, the turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed...