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Each successive stage of your journey through life will require an evolved version of yourself.
Good Morning and have a great week!

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The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!

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I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!

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We all know mirrors don't lie.
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Some people should be grateful that they don't laugh!

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I have done some terrible things for money.
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Like getting up early to go to work!

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Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.
When life is a b*tch, beer is a must!

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Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.
Today I also learned that I am above average!

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You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking?
That's what it's like having kids!

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Embrace each accolade as a stepping stone to greater heights.
Your success journey has just begun!
Good Morning!

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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.
If I had any loose-fitting clothes, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

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