Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?
Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was!
Sometimes our life has to be completely shaken up, changed, and rearranged to relocate us to the place we are meant to be!
To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it!
When you fully trust someone without any doubt, you get one of these two results:
A person for life or A lesson for life!
Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...
It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit!
Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one...
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Whiskey Powder!
They say wives don't accept their mistakes.
My wife accepts her mistake daily by saying, "I have made a big mistake by marrying you!"
Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Good news, please.
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you!
During Exam:
Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!
English: Don't worry Mahesh.
Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!
