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We all have the power to change at least one thing a day.
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Please make it your underwear!

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Your prayers and sacrifices will never go unanswered. On this Eid-Ul-Adha, embrace Allah's divine blessings with all that you have!
May you have a blessed Eid ul Adha!

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May your faith and love for Allah be rewarded with peace, happiness, and successes for today and always.
Wishing you a joyful Eid ul Adha!

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May the teachings of Allah and His prophet be your companion throughout your life.
May Allah accepts your sacrifice and showers peace, prosperity, and happiness upon you and your family!
Eid ul Adha Mubarak!

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Pappu: Mummy Application Form Mein `Permanent Identification Mark` Kya Likhun?
Jeeto: Likh De `Left Hand Mein Mobile`!

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Which branch of the military accepts toddlers?
The infantry!

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Fake Love: I love you, you are my life. You are my world.
True Love: Block, Unblock, Block, Unblock...!

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Pray if you believe in God. Disagree with your wife if you want to meet Him!

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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely!

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The adjective for metal is metallic.
But not so for iron... which is ironic!