Toxic people are toxic not simply because of their behavior but because of their unwillingness to acknowledge it and improve!
A friend of mine used to install kitchen work surfaces, but they arrested him for counter fitting!
Love is not something that you can express in words.
Love is something that is expressed by actions and felt with the heart.
I don't know how much loved I make you feel but trust me dear, you are the most precious thing in my life.
I love you!
Lockdown Lesson:
The cost of living is never expensive. It's the cost of lifestyle that is expensive!
Judge nothing, you will be happy.
Forgive everything, you will be happier.
Love everything, you will be the happiest!
They say early morning dreams come true.
Today I had a dream about winning an argument with my wife, so finally.. wait, I also had a dream about meeting Santa Claus. Forget it!
My neighbor says he is too afraid to plant an apple tree.
I told him, "Grow a pear"!
Interviewer: why should we hire you as a waiter?
Candidate: For starters, I bring a lot to the table!
Did you know that your pupils are the last parts to stop working after you die?
They dilate!
We don't need a Minister for Education.
We need education for ministers!