What is a contingent fee?
A contingent fee means, if the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing. If the lawyer does win it, you get nothing!
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
'Your Honour'!
Banta: What surprises you most about this Coronavirus?
Santa: It has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports, shutdown all bars and kept men at home!
Girl: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number!
Pappu: Papa, Yeh Mard Kaun Hota Hai?
Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.
Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga!
Teacher: Why are you late?
Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up!
Understanding a girl:
This is like downloading a 4GB file. At the speed of 2kbps. Which ends up with an error when 99% of the image has been downloaded!
Santa: Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine.
Banta: Oh! That's romantic.
Santa: No, that way she can't hit me with them!
Santa: Why do you always disagree with me?
Jeeto: No, I don't!
Dedicated to all the women:
Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think - Damn, he is so lucky!
