Santa: When you see a pretty girl, what's the first thing you'll be looking at?
Jeeto: I'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!
Pappu: I want to be a billionaire like my uncle.
Bunty: Your uncle is a billionaire?
Pappu: He wants to be a billionaire too!
Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe Zindagi Mein Aage Badhne Ke.
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!
Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.
Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me!
The first time in the legal history, not only the plaintiff but defendant and even a judge has to come to court with 'clean hands'!
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Women are very easy to understand.
They just need your attention, but not all the time. They also don't like too much attention, but at times they do. They like to be left alone, but not always.
All the best!
Banta: Why are there so many female archeologists?
Santa: Because women love digging up the past!
Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?
Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went!
I'm sure it's exhausting to be a woman.
They have to remember everything that ever happened!
Doctor: You are hot.
Girl: Oh, thank you!
Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban!
