Pro Tip:
If you are arguing with a woman and she says "wow"...
Run!
A woman's silence is...
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golden opportunity for the man to either apologize or run as fast... and as far as he can, because she is probably plotting a murder!
Teacher: What is a noun?
Pappu: A noun is somebody living in a convent!
Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!
Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.
Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.
Doctor: Exactly!
Females are like USB drives, you can be either right or wrong, yet it takes more than a couple of attempts to put up with them correctly!
Elephants: We have the longest memories.
Woman: Oh really!
Jeeto: Why do farts stink?
Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!
No bond is stronger than 2 girls hating the same person!
