While Chatting:
Boy: Hi
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I have an Audi.
Girl: Ex* boyfriend. Sorry, that was an autocorrect.
Boy: Maruti 800*. Sorry, mine was too!
Girl: Do you have any girlfriend?
Boy: No.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend!
Girlfriend: Do you love me?
Boyfriend: Yes, of course.
Girlfriend: How much?
Boyfriend: I'd take a bullet for you.
Girlfriend: Awwwww! Seriously?
Boyfriend: Yeah, 'Bullet Classic 500 CC' in dowry!
While Chatting:
Boy: I love u.
Girl: I love you too but as a friend.
Boy: I said I love the letter 'U' not you!
Boy: Whats your name?
Girl: Dhara!
Boy: Kaunsi, 144 Ya 145?
Blocked
Boy: Tell me something about yourself.
Girl: I am a mystery.
Boy: Oh Wow, Mere Ghar Par Bhi Plaster Kar Do!
Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me.
Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers!
After First Date:
Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again.
Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people!
Girl: What's your hobby?
Boy: Traveling!
Girl: Awww... same here.
Boy: Kyon Tum Bhi Bus Conductor Ho?
Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: What's your status?
Boy: Hey there! I am using WhatsApp!