Boy calls Police: Hello? I need your help!
Police: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
Police: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning!
Boy: Hey, you have something on your face.
Girl: The most beautiful smile in the world?
Boy: Pagal, Kabootar Ne Beeth Kar Di Hai!
Girl: Do I look tired?
Boy: No, You look ugly!
Boy chatting with his girlfriend:
Girlfriend: Please stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you.
Boy: No, sorry I have to go.
Girlfriend: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?
Boy: No! My mom said if I don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd xnedj ucdu ced d uf jjnu diujnend...
Girl: Do you drink?
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga
Girl: Do you smoke?
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga
Girl: GF Hai?
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga!
Boy: Tum Free Time Mein Kya Karti Ho?
Girl: Ignore!
A girl chatting with a boy:
Girl: I love you
Boy: I love you too
Girl: Too late
Boy: You texted me at 10:55, I replied back at 10:57
Girl: What the hell were you doing at 10:56?
Boy: Hey Sweety, Can I kiss you?
Girl: No, not even in your dreams.
Boy: In my dreams you're the mother of two kids!
Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai.
Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya.
Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai.
Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar!
Shortest rejected proposal:
Boy: Tere Kitne Bhai Hai?
Girl: Tujhe Mila Ke 3