Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.
Girl: Superman? Ironman?
Boy: No, It's Yourman!
Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?
Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook:
Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari.
Girl: Chahte Kya Ho?
Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari.
Girl: Pachtaoge Tum!
Boy: Kismat Hamari.
Girl: Married Hun Main.
Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari!
Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho?
Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!
Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.
Girl: Which game?
Boy: Anything, but not Hide & Seek.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!
Boy: Tum Ladkiyan Love Marraige Kyon Karti Ho?
Girl: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se Achha Hai, Jana Pehchana Kameena Mil Jaye!
Girl: Mujhe Kyon Dekh Rahe Ho, Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi Hai Kya?
Boy: Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hun.
Girl: Kyon ?
Boy: Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye!
A girl takes too much time to love and few seconds to hate;
But a boy takes few seconds to love and too much time to hate!
Boy: I can't live without you.
Girl: Okay, then go die please!
Boyfriend: I love it when you cry badly.
Girlfriend: Why is it so?
Boyfriend: Because that's the only moment you hug me tightly!