Boyfriend message to his Girlfriend:
Boy: Baby Sorry to disturb you. Can you send me your Photo?
It's an urgent serious matter.
Girlfriend: Why do you need it?
Boy: I'm playing cards with my friends and I've lost my 'Queen'!
Girl: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow? Boy: So I can kiss you anytime I want!
Boy: Wanna hear a joke?
Girl: Of course.
Boy: Knock, knock.
Girl: Who's there?
Boy: Marry.
Girl: Marry, who?
Boy: Marry, me?
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
Boy: Why don't you get a Tattoo.
Girl: I rather prefer Lovebites!
Girl: Will you love me forever?
Boy: I love you now, this moment.
Girl: But forever?
Boy: There is no forever but now!
Boyfriend: You're so beautiful when you're angry.
Girlfriend: Am I not beautiful all the time?
Boyfriend: That's what I said!
James Bond: My name is Bond, James Bond!
She: I have a Friend, Boyfriend!
Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you.
Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you!
Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.
Girl: What game?
Boy: Anything but not "Hide and Seek".
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!