Girl: Would you like to be the Sun of my life?
Boy: Awwww. Yes.
Girl: Then stay 149,600,000 km away from me!
Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.
Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.
Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
Boys' room before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Gifts
Friendship Bands
Cards & Nokia E7!
After Marriage:
Painkillers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid bills & Nokia 1100!
A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today?
Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs has Mr in it;
Female has Male in it;
Madam has Adam in it.
So Girls are always incomplete without Boys!
Why are boys so careless and irresponsible?
Because they know that somewhere a sweet and innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them anyway!
Girl: Please don't upload your DP picture on Whatsapp.
Boy: But why?
Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks!
Girl: I hate the fact that you're taller than me.
Boy: Trust me, there is an advantage in it.
Gal: What's it?
Boy: When I hug you, you can listen to my heart which beats only for you!
Dear Boys,
If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria Secrets angels!
Boy: I love you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll die for you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I can't live without you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll marry you!
Girl: Really?
Boy: Shut Up!