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Boy: Adored one, may I print a kiss upon your lips?
Girl: Well-er-yes; you may print it, but you mustn't publish it!

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Girl: What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Boy: Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much!

The girl cried piteously after her young man had proposed.
"Why are you crying, darling?" asked her lover. "Have I offended you?"
"No, dear," answered the girl. "I'm crying for pure joy. My mother always said I was such an idiot that not even a donkey would propose to me, and now one has!"

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Boy: Wanna hear a joke?
Girl: No thanks. I'm already hearin' one!

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Boy: I've never such dreamy eyes.
Girl: You've never stayed so late before!

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Boy: You look like a smart girl; let's get married.
Girl: Nothing doing, I'm just as smart as I look!

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The young couple sat at a night club and cooed heavily:
Boy: We could get married easily. My father's a minister.
Girl: Okay. Let's try it. My father's a lawyer!

A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age.
The kid said to the granny, "Don't stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!"

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He: For love of you I could become anything.
She: Become a millionaire!

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Boy: Your teeth are like the stars.
Girl: Awww.Thanks, are they that much pretty?
Boy: No, far away from each other!