Girl: How do you spell love?
Boy: You don't spell it. You feel it.
Conversation on Whatsapp:
Boy: Call me Shona
Girl: My Shona...
Boy: Call me Sweetheart
Girl: Sweetheart...
Boy: Call me Honey..
Girl: Honey...
Boy: You stupid, give me a call on my phone!
Girl: Oh Ok Ok!
My parents accused me of being a liar. So I looked them in the face & said, "Tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny" and walked away like a boss!
Annoying Boy: Awh, you look so cute when you're mad.
Girl: Keep it up and I'm about to be gorgeous.
6 year old boy: I love you, Mom!
Mom: My cute little darling!
18 years old boy: I love you, Mom!
Mom: Just get lost, I am not going to give you even a single penny!
Boy: Hey, I've got two words 2 say.
Girl: What?
Boy: I Love U!
Girl: Huh... Isn't that 3 words?
Boy: No!(U)&(I) are one.
In those days, parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy.
Nowadays parents want their boy to get married to a good girl.
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
Girls' Problem: They love the ones that hurt them.
Boys' Problem: They hurt the ones they love.
When a boy calls you cute, he likes your face.
When he calls you hot, he likes your body.
When he calls you beautiful, he likes your heart.