Girl: I'm jealous.
Boy: Don't be jealous, baby!
Girl: Why not?
Boy: Bcoz you have something that they don't.
Girl: What?
Boy: My heart.
You know you're in trouble when your mom screams your whole name.
When guys lie, they say they love you. When girls lie, they say they don't.
Girl: Describe me in one word.
Boy: Mine.
Girl: I'm 16 and my boyfriend is 40, is that BAD?
Boy: You spelt DAD wrong.
My parents thought my friends were bad influences, but honestly, I was usually the one coming up with bad ideas.
When she cancels a date, it's because "she has to", but when he cancels a date, it's because "he has two".
British boy: You look beautiful today,love.
American boy: Yo ass is kickin.
I don't have an attitude.
I have a personality you can't handle.
Behind every beautiful girl, there is a dumb-ass guy who did her wrong and made her strong.